nativehueofresolution:

nativehueofresolution:

i don’t think we appreciate enough the years voldemort spent working in retail.

voldemort dealing with angry customers trying to return items. voldemort explaining that the sale actually begins tomorrow you can see it in the sign on the window. voldemort being forced to listen to loud arguments between a parent and their angry child. voldemort kicking out people who insist on staying half an hour past closing time. voldemort. in retail. 

now i’m picturing voldemort trying out different dark lord names on his nametag to see how ppl react lmao stop me